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Ryan Gosling Circle Jerk
Tonight, I watched the movie Drive. It was so awful, I didn’t even want to masturbate to Ryan Gosling afterwards. If you want to watch a movie with Ryan Gosling, go to the classic, The Notebook,...
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Girls Poop 2: Shitting in Nature
This weekend, Jeff and I went backpacking into Desolation Wilderness. Here are some features of the trip at a glance: 5 mile uphill hike to the campsite. 5 mile downhill hike back. Secluded lake where...
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Sacramento, California – It Sucks
I hate Sacramento. OK, maybe this is because I got to spend a relaxing week in Santa Cruz, but still. I’m not happy about my return home y’all. Seriously – when you enter Sacramento there should by a...
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Autumn: The Season of Unassigned Reading!
Autumn has finally hit Northern California, and I couldn’t be happier. However; when it becomes fall around here, yours truly loses any and all desire to do schoolwork. All I want to do is curl up with...
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Mission Statement, Revised
Last night I was sitting in my bathtub taking notes on how I wanted to write this blog post. I have a few drafts and they will probably never be good enough, so, do you mind if we just move forward and...
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Oddly Specific
Don’t I look like a teen from the Midwest who wishes she was from Iceland? And think about everything that has to go into that – I’m not even “exotic” enough to think that I look like what I would...
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